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Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


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Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


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Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


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Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


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Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


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Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


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Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


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Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


More


Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


More


Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


More


Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


More


Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


More


Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


More


Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


More


Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


More


Linkage between Personality Traits & Longevity.


Depression Linked to Increase in Harmful Type of Body Fat


Leaving Las Vegas May Reduce Odds of Suicide


Researchers \'Astonished\' by Anorexia Death Rates


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Are You Sigmund Freud?
This pop psychology test is about 80%= psychology play & humor and 20%=mild-brain-food. Has Sigmund Freud passed his knowledge of psychotherapy, Freudian psychology, humor and psychoanalysis to you via reincarnation? Examine your skills on this playful sneaky pop psychology test
Playful Pop Psychology
http://www.helpself.com/freud.htm
 
Diagnosis: AAADD
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you already, your day is coming, post hast! GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. LAUGHING AT YOURSELF CONSTANTLY IS THERAPEUTIC!
   
Life Cycle
It seems that life goes by resembling somewhat of a bell curve of what is considered successful...
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 10...success is...making your own meals. At age 12...success is...having friends. At age 16...success is...having a drivers license. At age 20...success is...having sex. At age 35...success is...having money. At age 50...success is...having money. At age 60...success is...having sex. At age 70...success is...having a drivers license. At age 75...success is...having friends. At age 80...success is...making your own meals. At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
More at:
http://www.psy.pdx.edu/PsiCafe/Just4Fun/Jokes/
 
Managed Care Jokes
News Flash October 2001: All physicians contracted to Kaiser Healthcare have gone out on strike. Kaiser officials say that they will have a statement for the press as soon as they can get a pharmacist out there to read the physicians' picket signs.
http://www.baltimorepsych.com/mcjokes.htm
 
Psych Cartoons
Laughter is nature's best medicine.....
Psyciatrist after evaluating a new patient: "We can't find anything wrong with you, so we're going to treat you for Symptom Deficit Disorder"
http://www.selfhelpmagazine.com/psychtoons/glasbergen/index.html
 
Shrink in a Box
http://www.dreamwv.com/shrink/shrink.html
 
The Top 17 Indications Your Family May be Dysfunctional
17. New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family......... 16. Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA......... 15. Your mother and your pre-teen sister always fighting over the last beer.
Read On:
http://www.psych-central.com/Dysfunctional.htm
 
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly..... If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2...... If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6....... If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call...... If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press....... If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer......... If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
For more Psych Jokes click:
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke30.htm
 
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